Woof! Hosts Focus Pack of Undecided Voters

Canine Citizens Think 2016 Election has Gone to the Dogs

SEATTLE WA  Woof! Play and Stay, Seattle's luxury dog daycare and boarding center, borught together a diverse group breeds to watch the 3rd and final Presidential Debate and see if the proceedings might sway them to lift a leg towards a particular candidate.   It was a ruff night and there was a lot of drinking.  In the end many legs were lifted, even by a white female German Shepherd named Yuki.

The event was disrupted by a stray alley cat protesting Woof's dog only policy, but it was quickly eaten.  A 105 lb Akita was elected group leader, however Apollo, a Giant Schnauzer,  refused to accept the results of the packs election.  The group was loud and rowdy, erupting with barks and howls as the candidates engaged in the worst dog fight the pack had ever seen.  "Yeah, the fur was really flying" said Sam, a traditional Black Lab, "one of them was snorting like he just did a line of cocaine" he continued.

One pack member, a brainiac Australian Shepherd named Jasper, said with a disgusted look "I am sooo disappointed with the female and her lame email excuses, she's like saying 'the dog ate my  30,000 emails', still I'm going to vote for her because it's better than voting for a rabid dog". A lady mutt, who wants to remain anonymous, expressed an exact opposite point of view.  She said "I'm for the male all the way. You know that dog is god spelled backwards and god says females should be submissive."  Olive, a Feminist Labradoodle, overheard the submissive remark and quickly rolled the lady mutt firmly on her back and snarled.  While Woof! Play and Stay might agree with Olive, Woof! also believes in free speech so Olive was given a 10 minute time out.

At the end of the evening no consensus was reached and the entire pack was left scratching their ears.